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Mathematress 

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.
*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!
Mathematress by Shunsui December 24, 2010
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mtcheltree

a person w h o m you think is gay. like you have a certain vibe from them, but you have no proof to back it up because everything they say is gay but they say, " no homo"
"Oh my god! That person is such a mtcheltree!!"
mtcheltree by HAHA NO March 13, 2019
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Mtcheltree

Somebody you think is gay but you're not quite sure.
Mtcheltrees are commonly found at Abercrombie and Finch.
Mtcheltree by WhoDatFreshBoi March 13, 2019

McTreatment

**Definition:**
McTreatment refers to the perceived low-quality customer service experienced at McDonald's restaurants. It encompasses various negative aspects of the dining experience, including slow service, rude staff behavior, incorrect orders, and overall dissatisfaction with the level of service provided.

**Origin:**
The term "McTreatment" is a play on words, combining the prefix "Mc," commonly associated with McDonald's branding, with the word "treatment," referring to the manner in which customers are served and attended to at the restaurant. It gained popularity among customers as a way to express frustration with their service encounters at McDonald's.

**Note:**
While McTreatment is often associated with McDonald's, similar terms may be used to describe poor customer service experiences at other fast-food chains or establishments.
1. "I went to McDonald's for a quick meal, but I ended up waiting in line for 20 minutes. Talk about getting the McTreatment!"
2. "The cashier at McDonald's was so rude to me when I asked about my order. I definitely got the McTreatment today."
3. "I ordered a Big Mac, but they gave me a Filet-O-Fish instead. Classic case of McTreatment if you ask me."
McTreatment by Demado May 3, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026