by Rine November 30, 2003
n. The weary traveler who stops in to McDonald's to use the restroom and doesn't buy anything. Just takes a whiz and leaves. May be a lone traveler or an entire family. If more than one, "McPees."
McDonald's Employee 1: There goes another one!
McDonald's Employee 2: There goes another what?
McDonald's Employee 1: Another McPee. I mean, can't they just use the bathroom BEFORE they leave the house?
McDonald's Employee 2: There goes another what?
McDonald's Employee 1: Another McPee. I mean, can't they just use the bathroom BEFORE they leave the house?
by MikenTJ March 5, 2009
As with Mcpee this is when you go into McDonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet. However, when confronted by the overzealous 5 star employee stating toilets are for customers only, you lie and say you're buying food after you've been.
Johnnie 5 stars: "Excuse me, toilets are for customers only!"
Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.
Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.
by dover_pro October 17, 2007
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