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McPee
n. The weary traveler who stops in to McDonald's to use the restroom and doesn't buy anything. Just takes a whiz and leaves. May be a lone traveler or an entire family. If more than one, "McPees."
McDonald's Employee 1: There goes another one!
McDonald's Employee 2: There goes another what?
McDonald's Employee 1: Another McPee. I mean, can't they just use the bathroom BEFORE they leave the house?
McDonald's Employee 2: There goes another what?
McDonald's Employee 1: Another McPee. I mean, can't they just use the bathroom BEFORE they leave the house?
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Mcpee with lies
As with Mcpee this is when you go into McDonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet. However, when confronted by the overzealous 5 star employee stating toilets are for customers only, you lie and say you're buying food after you've been.
Johnnie 5 stars: "Excuse me, toilets are for customers only!"
Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.
Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.
Mcpee with lies by dover_pro November 2, 2007
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McKee
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
McKee by Ronald Gilligan May 17, 2008
Harold McGee
The ultimate master of swag. That man who disapprovingly chuckles at your code over your shoulder when you least expect it. The legendary Harold McGee. He'll tell you to read your Barron's book, to do your coding bat, to stop tubing in Aruba. But in the end, come the day of the ap exam, you're gonna be sitting there, sweating bullets, trying to find the default color of an actor in GridWorld. And he's just gonna be sitting there, laughing his head off, yelling IT'S BLUE!
Man, yesterday our chem teacher pulled a Harold McGee and made us do a ton of exercises while ranting about the ap exam!
Harold McGee by kirbyquerby February 17, 2015
Ballsack McGee
Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.
Ballsack McGee by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012