Crab Apple McNasties 

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!

Crab Apple McNasties by Kitano January 20, 2006

Beaver Dam McNastys 

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

Beaver Dam McNastys by FTFO July 8, 2011

McNastyism 

McNastyism is the religion in where the followers believe that Becker is god!This religion dates back to ancient times and was first established on the Isle of Bekker, an island neighboring the lost city of Atlantis! Becker is thought to be the lost god of sex and violence in greek mythology but due to his controversial behavior the greek people feared him and wrote him out of there history! The havok armada of the isle of Bekker later recovered the McNasty Gospels just south of Atlantis and soon after found the Book of Mastercox and the commandments of weaver completing the holy trinity of McNastyism!The religion then was lost for several years until the time of the salem witch hunts where an alleged witch discovered the location of the 3 books and then in the early 90's a pbs film crew discovered some relics of beckers while searching for atlantis! Now McNastyism is an increasingly popular religion! Well known followers of McNastyism include; Matt Becker, Kyle Cox, Kenton Weaver, The cast of Bio-Dome,over half of Hollywood, and The Trix Rabbit who is a high preist!

Theologian: What religion do you practice?

Guy at the porn shop: McNastyism duh!

Theologian: ah yes very good! Me too my son!

McNastyism by matt-becker April 6, 2009

Monsties

When an individual drinks too much Monster Energy Drink rendering him/her to a state of heightened energy. Typically signs include the shakes, premonitions, or jokes that when retold are followed up with, "well you had to be there."

I have had five monsters - I'm getting the Monsties!

Monsties by T-Lennie June 10, 2009

Menalties 

1) An event where you find yourself at a disadvantage because you are a man.

2) Being treated like you have done something wrong because "all men are scum"

3) Having your opinion devalued because "men don't understand"

4) Being picked for some menial job because you're a man.

Guy: Dude, they made me move all the boxes that UPS delivered because I'm the only guy in the office. I was all nasty the rest of the day.

Friend: The menalties will get you every time.

Menalties by Ballantyne9k July 25, 2013

chicken mcnastys 

another word for McDonalds chicken McNuggets.

"I'm gonna go get me an order of Chicken McNastys"

chicken mcnastys by deadxstop May 25, 2006

poo masties 

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

poo masties by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008