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McNary High School 

The only high school in the lame town of Keizer. It's filled with stuck ignorant people who love to be in clicks. Most of the kids who go there are stupid, literally. Like they can't even pass the state tests. The girls there like to act as if they are from the Hills. They also all look the same. Honestly, when they walk in a big group no one can tell them apart, with their fake tans, bleached hair, True Religion Jeans, Ugg boots, and Coach bags. The school also sucks at sports, although everyone likes to think they are fantastic. The scene group of kids look like they just walked out of Hot Topic. The schools only claim to fame is one alumni who shot people at The Zone in Portland.
And the principal is a douche with a glass eye, go celts.
Conversation in the halls of McNary High School

jock: Hey stupid emo!
emo: shut up you fag!
cheerleader: why are you talking to us. this is an A conversation, B your way out of it!
normal person: *ugh, this school sucks ass.*
Someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves and is really attractive
Dude that girl is like McNairy
mcnairy by BAB369 June 5, 2018
A sexy beast usually smarter than most people. In most instances attracts obssesive girls.
Did you hear she is stalking him? He is such a McCary.
McCary by sir chuckles February 8, 2010

Hardy mcnardy

Your chain is a hardy mcnardy
Hardy mcnardy by Ali4u2nvb April 12, 2019

Mcnarbles 

A term used to describe a male who spends most of their nights in town smashed, normally pulls girls and is concerned about being in shape.
Very often a "Mcnarbles" will use anabolic steroids so they can continuouisly hit town, but still sculpt a decent body at the gym.
Mcnarbles' pay no attention to speed or drink driving laws and have been known to get in many fights on a night out.
Person1: Where's James tonight?
Person2: I think hes hit town again, on his own
Person1: What a Mcnarbles!
Mcnarbles by 35essexstreet April 19, 2015

My Fricking McNards 

An alternative to cursing when you get kicked in the balls
Ow, my Fricking McNards!!!

hairy mclary

the licking of an especially hairy asshole of an old man.
hey tj says mr french come over here ill show you a hairy mclary.