McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program 

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

McKevitt Trucking 

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.

Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.

McKevitt Trucking by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005

Pierce McKevitt 

Sheep shaggin

Aids giver

Sound man

Pierce mckevitt is the defination of aids

Pierce McKevitt by Pierceanddonna May 14, 2020

Bishop McDevitt 

Catholic high school in Harrisburg that didn’t let a lesbian into prom, making the news even in England. Also employed Randi Zurenko, who turned a few of her students into dykes for personal pleasure. Let’s not forget Mrs Cioci saying Nigga three times. Juuls in the bathrooms and classrooms and drunk seniors at tailgates. Football team runs the school but always shit the bed during playoffs.

Guy 1 Wow did you here what happened at the Bishop McDevitt prom?

Guy 2 Yea I guess they just don’t like dykes

Guy 1 Yo put that Juul away before the teacher catches you
Guy 2 Nah fam we at Bishop McDevitt

Bishop McDevitt by StopWeacter2019 August 8, 2018

McDevitt 

McDevitt is often used to describe incredibly witty, suave and debonaire men with bodies that women lust after.

Wow, Brad Pitt and George Clooney are real McDevitts, huh?

McDevitt by B. Pitt February 24, 2010

mcdevitt middle school 

trash

Mcdevitt middle school: trash

mcdevitt middle school by hey_69 December 16, 2017

Mckevett Elementary School 

Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.

“Where was your last teaching job?”

“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“

“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”

Mckevett Elementary School by Yalldontknowmyasslmao April 4, 2023