mckenzing

talking really, really fast including gossiping, complaining, bragging, and otherwise yapping about yourself without taking a breath, normally an action performed by a female, and normally to the total confusion and / or zoning out of the male to whom she was speaking

Jane: (Breathes) So, like, oh my gosh. Did you see what Eleanor was wearing today? She looked like a total slut, and it totally didn't help that I got an F on my biology test, but that's okay since I got to hang out with this really cute guy at track practice today...

Jim: Whoa, slow down and stop mckenzing. I can't understand.

mckenzing by Wade Scofield July 26, 2008

Bret McKenzie 

One half of the glorious duo called Flight of the Conchords. Bret McKenzie is known primarily for his participation in said band, but has also had a little role in a Lord of the Rings movie and is subsequently known as FIGWIT (Frodo is great--WHO IS THAT?!). He may also be reffered to as the "Boom King". Bret has legions of fans both male and female alike who lust after him, and who can blame them when Bret is so good looking?
Alas, he has a fiance. Sad day my fellow female friends. Sad day.

Man, did you see Flight of the Conchords last night?
YES, and I only watch Bret McKenzie when he's onscreen because he's got it goin on.

Bret McKenzie by juju624 December 9, 2008

McKenzie 

McKenzie is a girl that will never give up on anyone no matter what! She loves all things and is a pretty lit person. If I never would have met McKenzie, I don't know what I would have done! She will be your best friend. If you make her mad, she will kick your butt so just don't. If you meet a McKenzie with brown hair and blue eyes, she's a keeper. Don't let a McKenzie go, you would have made the biggest mistake in your life. Btw, McKenzies are absolutely drop dead gorgeous, but they don't evem know it😭

Girl 1: "Dang look at that girl, she's so pretty I want to be her best friend."

Girl 2: "That's McKenzie, she's actually my best friend so don't trt and take her from me."

McKenzie by Billy Bob JoeIsStupid January 1, 2017

McKenzie falls 

The most retarded show in the history of shows, is actually a show within a show called Sonny with a chance. Its about this dickhead named McKenzie and his whore of a girlfriend Chloe, and the fact that their love is "forbidden" probably because he is her fucking brother *spoiler*

Alice: Lets watch McKenzie falls!
Annie: Falls! *poors water on Alice*

McKenzie falls by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Mckenzie 

A girl who is very intelligent and quiet. She loves to read sometimes or spend time with her friends. She can be really wild and fun if you get to know her. But if you get on her bad side she will tackle you. McKenzie is very pretty and is most likely to be short. She isn’t interested in boys as much as other girls but if she thinks about it she will have her eyes on one person. Never let a Mckenzie go.

Girl 1: Who’s that she’s so quiet..
Girl 2: Dude that’s my best friend Mckenzie! If you say she’s quiet then your a stranger to her because she ain’t quiet.

Mckenzie by MrFabulousSpideyMan August 6, 2020

Ben McKenzie

The actor who plays Ryan on the OC. He made wife beaters hott.

Wife beaters are in again because of Ben McKenzie.

Ben McKenzie by Hwkboy April 10, 2005

McKenzie 

Someone who always knows what to say, can make you laugh any time of day, after anything.
Does the sweetest things without even knowing it, and will go out of her way to make you smile.
Has EXCELLENT taste in music, always dressed epicly and connected to an iPod, and is funny as hell, even when she doesn't mean to be.
Way smarter than she gives herself credit for.
Preferably, she'll be adorably short.
Can also be referred to as "Taco".
I love her!

"Wow, that birthday gift is totally specific to you and somehow manages to match up with every aspect of you, while not looking overly thought out. Who gave it to you?"

"McKenzie, of course."

I get a quote from McKenzie every night. Makes my day.

McKenzie by Claudia Dubabababracadio May 22, 2011