The McIntyre Effect is a condition that effects teens through young adults. It begins when an attractive person decides to talk to someone for the sole purpose of friendship. As the relationship continues, the friend of the attractive one starts to catch feelings which are unreciprocated. If they are reciprocated, then they don’t have this condition. Once the McIntyre Effect is taking place, aside from the friend being banished to the friendzone , one of two things happen. A) The friend gets their head on straight and is able to move on feelingwise from the attractive one and the friendship continues. Or B) The friend becomes hung up on them and the friendship inevitably ends. There are other possibilities, however the chance of the, occurring are little to none.
Aidan: “Yo I’ve been talking to Olivia for a while and I’m going to try to take it to the next level with her.”
Caleb: “Olivia is just a really friendly, fun, person and you’re misreading signs. The McIntyre Effect has taken hold. Your options are slim.”
Creating a false observation, then convincing your particular audience it really occurs, in order to make a joke a about it. This particular type of comedy has been utilised to profound effect by the hugely overrated Michael Mcintyre
Dude you know when you're walking along and randomly start sneezing every 3rd step you take?
Shut up douchebag, you're so shit at Mcintyrism.
The name MacIntyre (from Scottish Gaelic Mac an t-Saoir), means "son of the carpenter." Although no documented history of the clan exists, it is most commonly said to descend from MauriceMac Neil a nephew of Somerled, the great 12th century leader of the Scottish Gaels
The serious man in black. Brutality is his second name. Be careful if you don't want to know every quote of Nietzsche. But although he is the sweeties boy with the biggest heart (: