McConnellgate 

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.

This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.

McConnellgate by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell 

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

Mitch Mcconnell by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell 

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

Mitch McConnell by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

Mitch McConnell by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

Mitch McConnell by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019

McConnellism 

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.

Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism

McConnellism by dogeared August 3, 2019

Miss McConnell 

Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.

"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.

Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."

Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.

Miss McConnell by Paul Revere rides again July 15, 2011