The by-product of the near
uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common
the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during
road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.
Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother:
what's wrong? are you going to pee
in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!
example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like
McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!