Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

Shattered McCrank by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

Mccranie special 

The act of projectile cumming on one’s forehead

I gave Konnor the Mccranie special

Mccranie special by Your boy darth November 19, 2021

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

a gay joke. sounds like (BEND OVER AND FILL MY CRACK IN)

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken, please.

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken by joker4432 June 29, 2011

Mccrunkle 

Somebody who drinks vast quantities and takes it to a whole other level of crunkness. A McCrunkle really gets the wild out of people around them. A Mccrunkle tends to be happy and dance and play games but can also get violent if not handled properly. Mccrunkle are definitely lives of parties.

Let's invite her to the party that girl is a mccrunkle!

Dude Ben You are such a mccrunkle!

Mccrunkle by SwagtasticAlli September 28, 2009

McCrackhead 

Supporters of John McCain that defy logic and common sense by continuing to line up behind him like sheep...

With all we know about John McCain... those McCrackheads are certainly oblivious to little things like reality...

McCrackhead by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008

bert mccracken 

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.

he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot

bert mccracken by your favorite mistake April 29, 2005

McCracker 

A white guy who’s obsessed with McDonalds.

Grant is a total McCracker, he eats at McDonalds every day.

McCracker by ZaneZag March 28, 2022