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John McCaining

To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.

This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.

Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.

This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
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McCainiac 

Devoted supporter or fan of Sen. John McCain of (R-Arizona), esp. those who backed him during 2000 presidential bid
Bush had the money, the power, and the women, but no one could doubt the
McCainiac by Anonymous April 30, 2003

McClaining Things Around 

The act of leaving your tasks lying around for other people to do.
"Did John, McClain the dishes again?"
"Yeah, he's started McClaining things around recently."

McCainiac 

Some one who is an extreme supporter of John McCain
That guy is a McCainiac!
McCainiac by Zack2010 March 22, 2009

McCainiac 

One who is obsessed with John McCainm aka a huge douchebag.
That kid who drives a hummer is such a mccainiac
McCainiac by Nick Herdman March 17, 2009

McCainnibal 

John McCain's ability to eat, chew, and spit out his Republican opponents without remorse.
He'll McCainnibal Romney by Super Tuesday.
McCainnibal by snappy's February 2, 2008

McCainiac 

A chest-thumping, brown-person-hating warmonger who wants an ever expanding American empire.
McCainiacs think that Muslims attack us because we are supposedly free.
McCainiac by John Delano January 31, 2008