This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!
"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah
"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa
A character in an 80’s movie named Heathers and a musical by the same name. She is part of the “mean girl” clique of her school and often referred to as the nicest Heather. Her signature colour is yellow and she is usually portrayed with curly blonde hair worn in a ponytail with a yellow scrunchie and a 80’s-themed outfit that’s trendy for the times. Though she had depression and social anxiety, it doesn’t excuse her actions of bullying (which she did do) unlike what crazy fangirls and stans of her would claim. Actually quite nice when she’s away from Heather Chandler.
“Who’s your favourite Heather?”
“Heather McNamara UwU, she is such an innocent cinnamon roll who made no mistakes!!!1!1!”
“You do realise she was also a Heather, right?”