Wait several hours after taking a nasty shit. (Do not wipe) get your girlfriend to sixty nine you but tell her to eat the booty not the D. Tell her to pic through the hairy forest for little shit nuggets referred to as McAssNuggets and eat the with you in a French kiss!
Hey Payton! We should dine on McAssNuggets tonight!
Payton: ok!
They'll taste great I promise, I ate Taco Bell earlier!
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!