Wait several hours after taking a nasty shit. (Do not wipe) get your girlfriend to sixty nine you but tell her to eat the booty not the D. Tell her to pic through the hairy forest for little shit nuggets referred to as McAssNuggets and eat the with you in a French kiss!
Hey Payton! We should dine on McAssNuggets tonight!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.