mbongeni

A true African hunter born in raised on the African tundra. A Mbongeni uses natural African talent to play soccer on his free time. Mbongeni's are good enough at soccer to be recognized by the superior country of America. Once in America a Mnongeni uses his natural African talent to own the white kids.

White Kid 1: Holy mackerel that Mbongeni just owned me.

White Kid 2: Same

mbongeni by MoeBaby January 16, 2014

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Mongeni

An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter

Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.

Mongeni by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003

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Mbongani

A nigga with weird ass genetics and it scared of talking to gyal

Yo, Mbongani doesn’t get chicks

Mbongani by Dantee_weee November 21, 2021

mbongezi

Mbongezi is a person that is full of themselves. They act like they know everything while they actually have half of a braincell. They can't spell and use cringe-worthy pick up lines.

Mbongezi is a short-dicked human being.

mbongezi by Mama Yoh June 8, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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