Mazdaspeed 3

1. Sports compact made by Mazda goes 0-60 in 5.5 seconds
2. Owns 350zs, Mustang GTs, and ricers all day every day. Not bad for a FWD car.
3. Accomplishes all of this while maintaining a sleeper look.

Ricer: Hey look at that guy's Mazdaspeed 3 those cars are soo gay.

MS3 Driver: Wanna race?

Ricer: I'll smoke your gay ass piece of shit with my civic!!

**ricer loses by 10 cars**

Ricer: I wasn't hooking right.

MS3 Driver: Whatever. Get a better car.

Mazdaspeed 3 by Guywhodrivescars September 4, 2009

Mazdaspeed

The Suped up Version of normal Mazda Cars, Consisting of Models such as the MazdaSpeed6, MazdaSpeed3, MazdaSpeedMiata, The MazdaSpeed6 and 3, Both have Turbos and upgrades like bigger wheels and engine mods, suspension and chaises mods. The Mazda 6 is aimed at elders that wish to not be associated with cars like the STI that scream hey look at me im young and have a fast loud car that attracts police. The mazdaspeed6 and 3 are known for their smooth gearboxes.

Yo dude you try out the Mazdaspeed 3's stick, naw man the test car wasnt a frickin speed, the guy said they don't let people test a speed unless they're serous about buyin one.

Mazdaspeed by Steveopolos April 9, 2007

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Related Words

mazdaspeed 6 • Mazdaspeed • Mazdaspeed 3 • 2009_mazdaspeed_3

Mazdaspeed 6

A true mans car. Only a man who is strong enough to lift mountains and intelligent enough to solve all disputes shall drive this car.

Damn that guy drives a Mazdaspeed 6 he’s truly amazing!

Mazdaspeed 6 by Jazzy_Jesus December 1, 2019

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mazdaspeed 6

rusty piece of shit usually driven by chonk. it is not cool, it will make your peepee shrink. Usually found outside your local bed bath and beyond. it will still smell shitty even with 10 black ice hanging from the mirror.

"look at that gross mazdaspeed 6 outside of bed bath and beyond!"

"i know man his peepee must have shrunk, poor guy"

mazdaspeed 6 by mercury milan gang April 23, 2019

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2009_mazdaspeed_3

A handsome pansexual man who is very cool and has the biggest slong in the world.

Smart guy:2009_mazdaspeed_3 is very cool

2009_mazdaspeed_3 by SEGONDESE NUTS June 27, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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