mayshew

a Southern homeless drunk, so-called because they often slur their words when they begin their pitch: "Mayshew a queshion?"

"let's cross the street, there's a pile of mayshews up there . . . um, y'all"

i put the last bit in so it would sound Southern.

mayshew by bippitybob October 16, 2008

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Mayhew

Pronounced (MAY - hue), alt: "mayhews", "mayhewed", "mayhewing"

-verb (used without object)
1. To acquire far greater value in draft picks or player talent than one gives up in exchange for player talent or draft picks.

-verb (used with object)
2. To entice one to give up draft picks or player value in exchange for lesser value; to swindle one out of player talent or draft value.

-noun
3. The act of mayhewing or an instance of mayhewing in an NFL trade.

The Lions upgraded their offensive line with some successful mayhewing in the Rob Sims trade.

Mr. Jones was mayhewed by the Detroit Lions in the Roy Williams trade.

The Lions really pulled a mayhew when they acquired a 10-6 quality talented quarterback for a mere 7th round draft pick.

Mayhew by ZWC11 April 6, 2010

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mayhewing

To speak with great authority and conviction on a topic that you know absolutely fuck all about.

Mayhewing: A person who is a know it all on any topic. Creates the impression that he or she has a deep understanding of the topic whilst actually not having a clue. Experienced Mayhewers will secretly consult google during a discussion and use the information gathered as their own.

mayhewing by Pieletjies June 9, 2018