mayonaise sandwich 

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

mayonaise sandwich by BigBoy June 7, 2004

mayonaise sandwich 

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

mayonaise sandwich by Dicap March 3, 2003

Mayonaise Sandwich 

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.

"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."

Mayonaise Sandwich by King MIssile August 26, 2005

mayonaise sandwich 

see ketchup sandwich

mayonaise sandwich by DarkNova April 5, 2002

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich 

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich by riley peterson May 26, 2008

mayonnaise sandwich 

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.

Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!

mayonnaise sandwich by Dirty January 3, 2004

mayonnaise sandwich 

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

mayonnaise sandwich by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021