Manky 

Nasty, smelly, unwashed or unhygienic. Having a bad smell or off-odor. Excessively dirty or discolored.

After hiking for 5 days without a shower, I feel manky.

Manky by ColonelSaunders October 18, 2012

MankySpanky 

To get slapped by ones dildo

Person #1: Hey, did you meet the new girl yet?
Person #2: Yeah, she did the MankySpanky on me.

MankySpanky by TittyBuster78 August 9, 2020

Manky 

Referring to the level and quality of cleanliness of a surface. Pure mankiness is commonly observed in the hallways of a middle school, where children slide their sweaty hands across various bacteria-infested surfaces such as the gym-changeroom lockers, toilet bowls, and (most notably) the school phone, not to mention all while eating their cheese pizza they dropped on the floor a few minutes earlier.

1. Patti: Why aren't you eating your free hot-dog?

Jim: Have you seen the fund-raising kids who make them? They don't wash their manky hands before assembling.

2. After having sat in the schoolteacher's cupboard for two years, the remaining few gummy-bears at the bottom of their plastic tub had been thoroughly caressed by dozens of ninth-grade hands.

Manky by goatgoat February 26, 2011

manky langer 

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk

That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer

manky langer by BigFish March 12, 2015

manky bitch

when a girl is not only a stuck up bitch, but is also disgustingly ugly and or stinks like an old man's crotch. or just in general, a name to call people when you can't think of anything decent to call them.
must be accompanied by a crab-like dance and said with a cockney accent.

what you staring at? YOU MANKY BITCH?

oh god mate, look over there at that MANKY BITCH!

manky bitch by alanosaurusrex July 26, 2009

Mankyism 

A saying or phrase that is written with the intent of being serious but is in fact ridiculous.

An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."

Mankyism by Lord Football September 1, 2006

Manky Fiver 

The unique currency men from the west of Ireland use to pay for somebody's mothers services.

Dublin Man: Yo P-Dawg, what you get up to last night?

P-Dawg: I spend me last manky fiver on a go of your Ma.

Dublin Man: Ugh..

Manky Fiver by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog April 12, 2014