A Mayniac is someone who fangirls (or is a fan of) the one and only Conor Maynard. This person gets wet panties when they hear his angelic voice (especially those high notes) and they spend all day staring at his beautiful face. They love the coco pop and want the D. They are crazy mother fuckers for Conor which is why the name suits the fanbase so well. They be hating on any peasants and they are ghetto af. They are also the best fandom to be apart of as everyone is so lovely and cute in it.
Friend: OMG DID YOU HEAR CONOR MAYNARD'S NEW SONG????
Mayniac: YO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HIM SINCE BREATHE SO OF COURSE I'VE HEARD HIS MOTHER FUCKING NEW SONG AND OF COURSE I'M IN LOVE OK HE NEEDS TO STOP, MY POOR OVARIES OK HE'S BEAUTIFUL LET ME LOVE YOU CON OK
Mayniac: YO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HIM SINCE BREATHE SO OF COURSE I'VE HEARD HIS MOTHER FUCKING NEW SONG AND OF COURSE I'M IN LOVE OK HE NEEDS TO STOP, MY POOR OVARIES OK HE'S BEAUTIFUL LET ME LOVE YOU CON OK
by MayniacMadness March 28, 2013
by maynaic May 13, 2012
1. A person who exhibits the behaviour known as mania
2. A classification of serial killer
3. Someone who is dangerous and born in the month of May.
4. A very good Call of Duty player for the Xbox360.
2. A classification of serial killer
3. Someone who is dangerous and born in the month of May.
4. A very good Call of Duty player for the Xbox360.
by iKingston April 28, 2011
by iKingston April 28, 2011
A person who relentlessly defends the administration of British PM Theresa May of The Conservative Party after she lost an election, refused to leave No. 10, tried to ban the internet and made a pact with the Northern Irish unionist terrorist sympathisers, DUP.
Rupert: Foxes are vermin. Mugwump. Lorum Ipsem.
A bystander: Ok Mayniac, do you know how to get to Corbyngrad or not?
A bystander: Ok Mayniac, do you know how to get to Corbyngrad or not?
by Kolontai June 11, 2017
by shazzles October 15, 2005
i'll be a mayniac forever
by applxqueen May 26, 2018