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Maynard is titties. Titties are Maynard.
lol, maynard is titties.
by Drewhallsucks.com September 04, 2004
 
1.
The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.
example.... ?
by glaive December 27, 2003
 
2.
enigmatic, ethereal being whose voice resonates within the souls of the wounded
You will never be as good as Maynard James Keenan.
by Lauren April 12, 2004
 
3.
Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!
How good is Maynard in that Tool song?
by Natalie December 09, 2003
 
4.
Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"
Maynard James Keenan
by Dan January 14, 2005
 
5.
The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...
by Heather April 07, 2004
 
6.
Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.
a perfect circle,Tool
 
7.
the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music
Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent
by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003