a combination of the words "maybe" and confusing," mayfusing describes a state of utter confusion after hearing a word that one is not familiar with.
JENNA: Can I borrow a black cardigan?
RUDY: Mayhaps.
JENNA: Say what?
RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps.
JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business.
RUDY: May why?
JENNA: It's mayfusing.
RUDY: Mayhaps.
JENNA: Say what?
RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps.
JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business.
RUDY: May why?
JENNA: It's mayfusing.
by Rudy Houssian September 23, 2008