mayonez 

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

mayaonee

To utilize physics in order to explode cats out of hatred for weebs/anime. (Also referred to as mayonnaise in Arizona)

Look at that marwn , Im going to totally mayaonee his cat

mayaonee by theimposteriscai May 15, 2023

maybot 

A robot that is currently in the role of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

The Maybot will often get caught in a loop and repeat meaningless phrases, such as "strong and secure government" or "brexit means brexit" rather than revealing actual policy

Waiter : what can I get you for breakfast
Maybot: breakfast shows why we need a strong and stable government

Person 1: what time is it?

Maybot: strong and stable government

maybot by Drprim April 30, 2017

jj maybank

the funniest person in outerbanks, he will steal your heart in an instant with his sarcastic and flirtatious jokes. he just needs some love and a hug.

lara: jj needs some love
millie: i love that dude
jj maybank is the best surfer ever

jj maybank by milllioeiwiiwiwiwi June 7, 2020

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

jj maybank

Hotter than john b

Fight me

whos hot?
Jj maybank is

jj maybank by Imasimpforuranimegirl September 10, 2020