May 20th

National finger your gf day

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf

by Weedmaster42069 May 20, 2020

May 20th

Become straight for day day.

Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is National Friendzone Day.

“Got any plans today?”

“No you?”

“It’s national Friendzone day!”

May 20th

by Peitho April 21, 2021

May 20th

National Ask Out your Crush Day.

John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected

by OrginalExplorer May 15, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.

On May 20th we will party hard.

by DancingQueen829 October 15, 2019

May 20th

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019

May 20th

National hoe day

“Aye it’s May 20th, what you on ma?”

by Oofperiodt October 17, 2019