Mampee 

fat and out of shape

Ricky Lake was a Mampee most of her life

Mampee by epitome1978 November 10, 2009

Max Pee 

When you have to pee so badly that you are sure your bladder is at its full capacity.

Katie: Oooh I have to pee!

Kat: Are you at max pee yet?

Katie: Not yet...

Mikey: Oh well I am, I'm gonna go piss now.

Max Pee by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Mapeen 

Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.

Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...

Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

Mampeelicious 

Adjective: Someone who has qualities of a Mampee or someone who is extremely fat, black and wears powder on their neck.

You're so incredibly filthy and mampeelicious.

You ever wonder if Oprah was mampeelicious?

Mampeelicious by Byakurai91 September 26, 2010

MaxPeng 

loser

MaxPeng is a loser

MaxPeng by grrny May 29, 2018

sheeshka mapeeshka 

Geeze!

Sheeshka mapeeshka, I can't believe that happend!

sheeshka mapeeshka by ML March 2, 2003

Maxpein

A very attractive, shy girl. She is one most men dream of and very loyal. She will take you away with her charming wit yet still leave enough space for you to top off whatever she said with a joke.

Bro 1: "Hey dude, have you seen my new GF? I think shes the one"
Bro 2: "Yea, she totally looks like a Maxpein"

Bro 1: "How did you know her name?"

Maxpein by ThehighestofD November 9, 2019