maxcapper 

A maxcapper is someone who can top any story, anything you say you did he says he did it first, or he did it better, or his was bigger, or he made more money, or he caught the bigger fish. Usually a liar, and eager to start meaningless arguments. alt. Captain Max or Mr. MaxThat

That maxcapper told me he won two oscars when he heard I won a medal for eight years' service to the community. Who is he, Captain Max? Mr. Maxthat? Sir max a lot?

maxcapper by JR Hannafin July 5, 2004

Malclapper. 

Noun.

1. The name given to an individual whose attitude towards unusual and humorous behavior is characterized by embarrassed discomfort, exaggerated confusion and sarcastic, judgmental disapproval.

2. One who rarely participates in an activity but instead comments on the action from a distance.

3. One who avoids out right confrontation but instead communicates using passive aggression.

4. One who attempts to secure one's place in a group by preempting the judgement of the current majority.

5. One who is motivated by social awkwardness, insecurity and the need to fit in completely.

Bertram: "I did my gorilla impression at school and Chantelle Malclapped me in front of everybody."

Theodore: "She's a total Malclapper."

Typical Malclapper phrases include:

1. "Ummm... Ok? That was random."
2. "That's a little more information than I needed to know."
3. "I'm just going to stand over there."
4. "I'm a little bit worried about your mental health."
5. "Ummm... What the Hell? Jack Sparrow is SO WEIRD."
6. "What... I seriously don't even get it."
7. "Ummm... Ok. Just make up your own word on Urban Dictionary... That's totally normal."

Malclapper. by Augustine Summerton November 4, 2011

madcapped 

High as a kite.

He was madcapped.

madcapped by Greg Hampton II June 24, 2004

mancapped 

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill

It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!

mancapped by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010

madrapper 

a person who does something and is bad at it, and hates on everyone else who has. Notorious B.I.G. uses a character in the first part of the song, kick in the door.

Jimmy played second string rb to barry sanders and was a madrapper to him.

madrapper by patrick tyler December 21, 2005

marapperen 

A person thats head shape is square-ish this can be also used as an insult

P1: P2 is a marapperen LMFAO
P2: no also whats so funny about it

marapperen by Lemane May 21, 2021