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An alternative to using the word fail. The use is a shortened version of the word maximum to be used as the antithesis of the meaning:"the height, or peak or success, the maximum".

The use of max can strangely be seen in post modern literature in an attempt to be creative about language. Sadly, the use of max as an adjective can often be overlooked or missed.

Can be seen as lax written with a heavy accent.
I feel that you should avoid overworking yourself, lest your works results be max comparison to the norm.
by LiteraryAnonmoly June 03, 2009
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Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend
melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol
by LemonMayo April 22, 2009
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to take a dump, and or shit on ones face,
OHH fuck dude I just got a max on my fucking face. Damn
by Big Papa 22 December 06, 2008
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The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard
I can still make you happy! To the maaaaaaxxx (max)
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A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.
Look at him, hes such a max.
by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009
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Total douche with a huge penis. Likes to act gay, but won't put out for other guys who act gay.
1: Hey dude, let's go to hot topic and act gay!
2: No man, Max is in there. He won't put out.
by SearchingforthePrincess February 11, 2009
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Portland's Metropolitan Area eXpress light rail system.
Typhoon's happy hour: six appletinis and MAX it need for a designated driver!
by Sophie Osborn April 14, 2007
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