2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max
2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?
4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!
5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max
6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!
7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!
8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.
9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser