mawg

Middle Aged White Guy

Bryan is only 44 but already he is a MAWG.

by wildlifeuplift November 9, 2008

mawg

To devour or consume

"I am so hungry that I'm going to mawg that entire pizza."

by Brad A.. S. September 11, 2008

mawg

Middle-Aged White Guy

"I heard your dad voted for McCain."

"What's he gonna do? He's a mawg."

by beohbe March 1, 2009

Mawg

A being that is half man and half dog

I’m a mawg. Half man half dog, I’m my own best friend

by ARGTP March 10, 2023

MAWG

Acronym for Middle Age White Guy
First used by Alan Dean Foster in his novel Glory Lane Publisher : Ace (August 3, 1987)

Ev's dad can only speak in 80's and 90's pop culture. What a MAWG.

by o1dhead October 11, 2021

Mawg

(1) Noun. Acronym for "Middle Aged White Guy" used to describe a suspicious older man. Used by Jon Stewart on May 3, 2010 in satirical reference to media reports regarding the suspect police are searching for connected to the Times Square car bomb found and disarmed on May 1, 2010.

(2) Verb. Suspicious or sketchy mawg behavior.

"The Daily Show reported to be on the lookout for an Islamic mentally-ill South Park-Hating Mawg who may be connected to the car bomb in Times Square last weekend."

"That guy at the end of the bar has been totally mawging me."

"I saw some dude mawging around Times Square last weekend."

by justiferous May 4, 2010

MAWG

Middle Aged White Guy

Bryan is only 44 but already he is a MAWG.

by wildlifeuplift November 10, 2008