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1.
To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.
"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.
by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013
 
2.
Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.
One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.
by Gsteven June 18, 2010