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Matlocked 

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.
Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

Muppet Meatlocker 

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.
Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

MeatLocker 

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex
Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker
MeatLocker by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

matlocked 

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.
you might not wanna get matlocked.
matlocked by donny matlock September 1, 2007

mamalocker 

Can be associated with motherf***er but is most often used online. A cleaner way to get your point across, especially when around kids.
“Did you just see that mamalocker six me!?!?”

God…. I hate that mamalocker.”
mamalocker by Iggy Godzillachaser January 24, 2008

Matlocked 

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.
Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.
Matlocked by broncoweb November 23, 2009