Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn.
Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your
high school. you do
one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not
pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least
one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.