Matthias Helvar is not bullet proof
by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021
A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.
Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020
by EleanorTenson November 21, 2021
He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.
Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis