Matthew Rosenstein

A young child, typically a boy, who is covered in hair from head to toe. Usually struggles to confront his true emotions towards blonde girls.

" Ay, that boy Matthew Rosenstein stays bluffing!"

Matthew Rosenstein by Asher Jones February 15, 2022

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Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!

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Mathew Rosero by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011

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Mathew Rosero by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011

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Matthewriser

A french verb defining the action of explaining something more complicatedly than it should be. An example of this would be trying to explain homework to another person but leaving that person more confused than he was in the beginning.

Bob: Est-ce que vous pouvez m'expliquer la réponse à 2+2?
Chad: Peut-être mais je matthewrise tous me éxplications et tu probablement serais plus confus qu'avant.
(Translation: Bob- Can you please explain to me the answer to 2+2
Chad: Maybe, but I "matthewriser" all my explanations so I'll probably leave you more confused than before)

Matthewriser by TrumpIsSucks November 11, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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