mattrosexual 

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

Matfro 

nickname given to anyone named Matt or Matthew that also has an afro.

There's this graffito in my school of Matt Borrowdale and it's of a ghost with a perm and there's an arrow pointing to it and it says "Matfro" at the end of the arrow.

Matfro by Ladskir July 19, 2007

matt'fro 

a large, unruly mass of entangled curly hair on top of a white guy (named matt)'s head. similar to a jew'fro, less condensed than an afro, the matt'fro can only be killed with chemo. it must never be fed any hair product or else it will transform into a monstrosity of jersey shore-like proportions.

person 1: "johnny, stay away from that matt'fro. they eat children"

matt'fro: "he is right to warn you, johnny"

matt'fro by timpac760 December 5, 2011

Mathfro 

A mathfro is a small 'afro' style haircut often found on geeks, nerds and dweebs, consisting of tight curls, natural of course, in a rounded style. close relation to the jewfro.

Oh my God, have you seen that guys Mathfro?' 'Yeah, he looks like Napolean Dynamite.

Mathfro by sexy-G-unit January 9, 2011

Mattrossman 

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

Mattrossman by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018

mattrock bottom 

the pure art of putting ambiem in someones beer discretely in order to calm them down or send them to jail

I had to mattrock bottom Bert the other night. He was getting out of hand.

mattrock bottom by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010

MattRob 

This wicked, sterling, crackerjack of a human specimen is one of a kind. Like coffee, he can be hot or cold but he is very rarely luke warm. Having the powers bestowed on him from the Disc Golf Gods he is a supreme force to be reckoned with on any course. Being very, super, extremely smart gives him a keen eye for the arts and a child like whimsy when it comes to creating his own masterpieces. With all his wonder MattRob is still a down to earth approachable dude, so don’t wait to say hi and introduce yourself.

I had a great time playing disc golf today but I did not win since I was playing against MattRob.

MattRob by MattRob November 23, 2021