Matfro 

nickname given to anyone named Matt or Matthew that also has an afro.

There's this graffito in my school of Matt Borrowdale and it's of a ghost with a perm and there's an arrow pointing to it and it says "Matfro" at the end of the arrow.

Matfro by Ladskir July 19, 2007

Lo Mataron 

a phrase in Spanish similar to that of "he got owned" in English. The literal meaning of "Lo mataron" is "they killed him", but the literal meaning is not, in this case, the definition of the phrase. The phrase can be altered to the female gender variation of "La Mataron", meaning "She got owned". Used to ridicule someone who has either 1. been bamboozled, 2. received quite a verbal thrashing or "comeback" from another. Usually said in a sing song manner similar to Northern Mexican music genre called "norteñas" with alternating notes which constantly repeat "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron lo mataron." This saying was popularized by a radio show.

Woman: I need to go to the pet store.
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"

Lo Mataron by SabiaDelUniverso December 18, 2009

matronize 

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"

Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?

matronize by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008

x-matronic 

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

x-matronic by jackdan October 3, 2006

Oh matron! 

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

Oh matron! by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013

Matroxulate 

Noun or Verb (Usually)

To use a word that has absolutely no meaning or appropriate context whatsoever.

One most often matroxulates to confuse people, but matroxulation is NOT a code word (which does have a hidden meaning)

The word matroxulate is often used as a matroxulation of itself, see examples.

Shove your matroxulate into my matroxulate and matroxulate as hard as you can.

The dog was matroxulated by its owner; a felony in most states.

I ride my matroxulate to work.

If you matroxulate REALLY hard, you'll get into heaven!

Don't forget to wear a matroxulate every time!!! AIDS stops for no matroxulate!

Her matroxulate was slimy and sticky.

He missed her and matroxulated all over the floor.

Your mom gave me a matroxulate last night.

It was akward when the father walked into his bedroom and saw his daughter and wife matroxulating with some drunk guy, who was jiggling his matroxulator. He grabbed his 12 Guage matroxulator and chased the drunk matroxulator to timbuk two.

Don't forget to bring a matroxulate!

To matroxulate or not to matroxulate; that is the matroxulation.

We matroxulated in the back seat of the car. I won.

Matroxulate by Allah-Was-A-JEW! January 28, 2008

matronising 

When a woman explains something to a man in a patronising way. The female equivalent of mansplaining.

"Judy, would you stop it with the constant matronising"

matronising by xXdeadpollXx September 20, 2016