mattchoo

A sneeze that makes you fart and pee a little... Very inconvienient.

When Ben had a mattchoo, you can see the result from his pantleg.

"I just mattchooed, now I need to change my undies, AGAIN."

mattchoo by MattchooBaby February 10, 2010

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matchoo

a phonetic respelling of the name matthew

hey!! matchoo, what ya doin?

matchoo by matthew hickey May 20, 2008

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mattchoo • matchoo • MattChaos14 • MattHoot

MattChaos14

A guy that will always be leaded towards guys and that likes it in the butt real hard. basically a normal guy that is just... insanely gay beyond anyones believes. Maybe he should get off of his lazy ass and start fuckin his girlfriend! Another douche bag who thinks he is cool and thinks he is always right. A hopeless fagget who gets a girl by almost bribing her ass before she leaves him! poor old dumb-ass... nothing more to say.

Hey dude... stop being a MattChaos14

Ya what he said!... grow yourself a dick and acomplish something in your life!

MattChaos14 by Getsome69 June 9, 2010

MattHoot

MattHoot also known as Matthew or Matt to his chat is a twitch streamer well known for playing Minecraft. He is a bed wars God who stays winning 80-90% of the time. He bully's his chat but it is all out of love. He is very tall.

Person 1: Hey do you know any good Minecraft streamers?

Person 2: Yeah, I do, MattHoot is really good.

MattHoot by jesmor425 July 21, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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