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Really is just a big flamer. Likes mens bums and makes the most shit movies ever. porn for a matt m. is jacking off to action essentials. No girls like him,he smells like ass shit, and wears the same clothes eurday everyday.
Joe:Guess what i got for christmas.
Dan: What!! a t.v.,vid game, new clothes?
Joe: No action essentials 2!!
Dan: wow yur such a matt m. and you smell like one to
by godofcod2 January 07, 2012
gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies ;)
hey im matt m aND IM le jew wanna make babis
by monkeys uncle August 08, 2012