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Hotel Matress 

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011

frat matress 

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.
My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.
frat matress by Lylli December 14, 2006

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004

matressable 

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.
Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
matressable by Midami June 9, 2005

Skater Matress 

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!
"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.
Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.
matress dancing by B. Hanback February 11, 2008