When you wake up in the morning with some massive ass boner. So the only way to get rid of that monsterous morning glory is to think of maths.
mum: John come downstairs i need you to tie my bra
John: Oh shit, ma morning glory still ain't going down
mum: John, what's that hard thing pressing against by back
John: 'Oh shit think of maths' .... 'Thankyou mathsglory'
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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