Programming equivalent of the language spoken by the demons of the inner circles of
Hell. Often poorly taught by graduate students to undergrads in science and engineering fields of study, usually under the false pretense that it is usefull for something other than bringing about the end of time. Could be a powerful
tool of
evil if anyone actually understood it.
Once thought to be derived from the English "matrix", meaning an array of numbers, and "laboratory", meaning a place of study. Now known to be a demonic
word meaning 'a 3x3 matrix of
6's'.