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mathlab by M0n3y d@wg March 9, 2009
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matlab and chill
It means that you are going to go over to your engineering study partner's house and fuck with Matlab running in the background, cause plotting takes way too long and you should have used matrix operators instead of for-loops.
Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over for matlab and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna do some Wind Chill Computation..."
Julia: "Matlab and chill means we fuck, dumbass"
**obviously Brad is NOT an electrical engineering undergraduate
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna do some Wind Chill Computation..."
Julia: "Matlab and chill means we fuck, dumbass"
**obviously Brad is NOT an electrical engineering undergraduate
matlab and chill by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer November 8, 2015
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matlab
Programming equivalent of the language spoken by the demons of the inner circles of Hell. Often poorly taught by graduate students to undergrads in science and engineering fields of study, usually under the false pretense that it is usefull for something other than bringing about the end of time. Could be a powerful tool of evil if anyone actually understood it.
Once thought to be derived from the English "matrix", meaning an array of numbers, and "laboratory", meaning a place of study. Now known to be a demonic word meaning 'a 3x3 matrix of 6's'.
Once thought to be derived from the English "matrix", meaning an array of numbers, and "laboratory", meaning a place of study. Now known to be a demonic word meaning 'a 3x3 matrix of 6's'.
Matlab
The stage previous to suicide. Sometimes suicide would be a better option.
It has nothing to do with actual life and there are no badgers involved (as i was previously informed). I'm disappointed.
It has nothing to do with actual life and there are no badgers involved (as i was previously informed). I'm disappointed.
Matlab by Champ Atwal February 24, 2008
matlab
Horrible programming language which is supposedly easy to learn, though it has caused countless nightmares…
I've been programming for 45 hours this week, which is what I'll be doing next week, too. I still won't get a 'B' in the course.
matlab by matlabhater November 18, 2004
Matlab and Chill
When a female engineer is so desperate for help on Matlab that she resorts to having sex with sex-deprived nerds. Similar to Netflix and Chill, but typically occurs among engineering students who seek a mutually beneficial relationship.
Male nerd: "I am going to finish my Matlab homework tonight."
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"
Matlab and Chill by Penny Mcnickels February 7, 2017
Math Lab
A place where a bunch of Chinese people go to get lit up. Kind of like a meth lab but for Chinese people.
Chinese Guy: Ay dude I did sooo much math last night at my friend's math lab.
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...
Math Lab by The_Illumorati May 1, 2016
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