Yeah, I went on a date with that chick once. It didn't work out, but I still matchturbate to her profile pic after I come home drunk sometimes. But then I end up reading her profile and get sad when I read the part about her dog dying, and I can't finish.
by ghuuuuuuu June 29, 2010
subscribing to match.com for the sole purpose of masturbating to photos opposed to searching for a match.
Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.
Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.
Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.
by vegasbite September 29, 2013