matchmaker
A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.
matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008
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Usually the friend in a group that's good with relationships, just not their own. They are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they're the worst at love in their own life
Katie: Sara's so the matchmaker. She got John to ask me to Prom
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.
Mary: OMG, Sara got Connor to ask me to Prom
Katie: Wait, who's Sara going with?
Mary: Uh, no one I think.
the matchmaker by The Matchmaker February 25, 2014
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matchmaker
A guy who sets his bros up with some bitches. if he's good he can get them together. a major obstacle is keeping friendships afterward cuz they gonna be mad if you screw them over.
Guy#1: bruh could ya set me up with this girl?
matchmaker: sure bruh gimme a week and y'all be hooking up in notime
matchmaker: sure bruh gimme a week and y'all be hooking up in notime
matchmaker by nyan21yomummlgdankkappa May 6, 2015
Matchmaker
Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!
I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!
Matchmaker by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017
Psychicspy Matchmaker
When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.
A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.
Psychicspy Matchmaker by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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