Mastercrafted 

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

Mastercrafted by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Masturgram 

When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.

Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"

Masturgram by datthott November 11, 2012

masturpraytion 

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

masturpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010

masturfapturbation 

Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.

Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.

masturfapturbation by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015

Masturscape 

Locations such as Dubai, Las Vegas, Dellis Cay etc, developed in late modernity as temples to conspicuous consumption. They exist for the pursuit of fleeting pleasures and the theatrical squandering of resources; their unsustainability appears a badge of pride (enjoy your man-made 'Island World' when the sea rises you dumb f*cks). 'Masturscapes' describes such places, which amount to little more than celebratory wanks over the rapidly decaying corpse of high-carbon human civilisation.

Suggested replacement for the social science term "places of excess".

Can operate both a noun, as in "Dubai is archetypal example of a masturscape", or an adjective, as in "Dubai is a glorious masturscape in the face of mother nature."

Masturscape by murrayg July 5, 2010

Masturnap 

To go to sleep or take a nap as soon as you are finished masturbating.

Patrick: Be back in a few hours.. masturnapping

Eric: kk

Masturnap by MuseOverdue October 3, 2008

masturception 

When you mastubate to a video recording that you have previously made of yourself masturbating to a video recording of yourself previously masturbating.

I had one long evening last night preparing for a session of masturception.

masturception by Rion8754 May 1, 2014