Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 26, 2009
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