Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
The thing everybody does, but no one will admit to doing.
Also called
Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.
Also called
Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.
Person 1: Do you masturbaste?
Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?
Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...
Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?
Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...
Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
by Teh Sexinator May 4, 2009
The act of sexually pleasing yourself usually without the help of another human being. For men, this would simply be the act of grabbing your "tower of power" and stroking it up and down until completion. For women, I'm pretty sure its supposed to be first playing with their clitoris, next sticking either 1-3 fingers or a phallic-shaped object into "the cave of wonders", and then continually pumping that object into yourself until orgasm. I think they also grab their breast as well to heighten the experience.
In order to have a great time with my significant other, I stay away from masturbation for at least 8 days.
Ever since I first tossed my salad, I've never stopped making time in my day for some masturbation.
Ever since I first tossed my salad, I've never stopped making time in my day for some masturbation.
by Deathmaker1336 February 20, 2018
by Matt xx March 30, 2006
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
Can also be accompanied by watching/reading/listening to arousing material e.g Porn, films, novels...
No matter what your gender/age/race, people masturbate. Some people do it everyday and more, some people do it when they don't have a sexual partner (these people are in the minority).
Female: Either stroking/rubbing, caressing (vigorously or not) the clitoris, or using long, phallic like objects to insert inside the vagina, and rubbing it back and forth.
Male: Stroking, rubbing, caressing, apparently also 'slapping' the erect penis.
Can also be accompanied by watching/reading/listening to arousing material e.g Porn, films, novels...
No matter what your gender/age/race, people masturbate. Some people do it everyday and more, some people do it when they don't have a sexual partner (these people are in the minority).
Female: Either stroking/rubbing, caressing (vigorously or not) the clitoris, or using long, phallic like objects to insert inside the vagina, and rubbing it back and forth.
Male: Stroking, rubbing, caressing, apparently also 'slapping' the erect penis.
I started masturbating since when 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have masturbated at least once a day, I am female.
by Na May 6, 2004
What teenagers do every second of everyday. For example, I like stick my thumbs into my boxer briefs and lay on my stomach. Then, I rest both hands of my legs, and put my penis in my right hand. Then I start squeezing my dick with my right hand until I relieve myself into my boxers.
by MasturbatingTeen2004 February 2, 2019
Jodie was really really horny, so she went online to search for some naked men.. The internet was down.
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.
Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.
Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating
by Dannybloomshield August 19, 2013