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3.
1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
by Jake April 22, 2005
 
78.
Tune the skin flute.
I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.
by Jakeofclubs April 25, 2006
 
79.
an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.
by Mars November 09, 2003
 
80.
spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
by Wraith April 25, 2003
 
81.
To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain
The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 09, 2003
 
82.
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004
 
83.
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
by Your Ass September 26, 2003
 
84.
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
by anonymous December 17, 2003