That bitch is so maturbaceous.
by netteach March 14, 2003
1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.
2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.
2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.
The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.
by geniusiknowit November 15, 2006
Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.
by Duke January 23, 2003
1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?
Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's gross.
b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?
Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's hot.
Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's gross.
b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?
Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's hot.
by sexyleg March 9, 2010
The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.
Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.
by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014