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Mastidonalation 

Is a partially involuntary action by a human when the neck and head is in an unsupported position and the individual is falling asleep. The action happens when the neck of a person relaxes and allows the head to drift to a position mostly determined by gravity and then suddenly repositioned to a somewhat supported or upright position by a semi-wakened mind. The action is repeated over and over until the person is either wakened or falls totally asleep.
Mastidonalation is when my wife is sitting in a chair and watching her late night movie. She struggles to stay awake but here head keeps bobbing up and down while she drifts in and out of an unconscious sleep state and a semi conscious sleeping state.
Mastidonalation by QBall6931 December 24, 2013
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mastigate 

to whip; to flog.
The housemaid committed a minor mistake but she was brutally mastigated by her boss.
mastigate by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

yoko-ono-masticon 

A collection of Yoko Ono's ethnic spells.
Dude, I only listened to a smidge of a yoko-ono-masticon, and I wanna creampie a Pacific Islander.
yoko-ono-masticon by eccojamsvol1 September 17, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026