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The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC May 16, 2011
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Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.
"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
by Master Napper October 02, 2011
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When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
"Dude, you look well rested."

"Ya, bro, that's because I took a master nap after school today!"
by MasterNapper September 05, 2011
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When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?

Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep

Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick

Billy: dont lie....we have all done it

Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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