masterdebating

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate

I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.

by mcspaceman June 29, 2010

masterdebate

Masterdebater (noun) - Another name for really good debaters. Not to be confused with "masterbater," although since most debaters are weird, nerds, and freaks, many of them are also masterbaters.

Andrew: hey alec - i masterdebated for 2 hours last night!

Alec: wow, i masturbated with my rabbit for 4 hours last night!

Andrew: what the fuck?!

by Wonster April 29, 2007

Masterdebating

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.

I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.

by literallymelody November 28, 2015

Masterdebator

One who has mastered debating skills.

The local politician proclaimed himself as a masterdebator for constantly winning debates against political opponents.

by Frank Palace January 08, 2012

Masterdebating

When one has to calm down an erection or is in a social situation where one is not appropriate. It also means to use imagery that is unappealing or unattractive in order to calm one's raging boner down to a level of social acceptance.

"Dude I was at this wedding and I popped a boner and had to think of my grandma in a bukkake video to calm it down. Nice masterdebating skills."

"I masterdebated yesterday during a job interview. What did you think of? I thought of Danny Donaduce in a speedo eating a chocolate covered banana."

by 101Dubzilla101 May 13, 2010

masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025