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masterdebating 

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate
I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.
masterdebating by mcspaceman June 29, 2010

Masterdebating 

When one has to calm down an erection or is in a social situation where one is not appropriate. It also means to use imagery that is unappealing or unattractive in order to calm one's raging boner down to a level of social acceptance.
"Dude I was at this wedding and I popped a boner and had to think of my grandma in a bukkake video to calm it down. Nice masterdebating skills."

"I masterdebated yesterday during a job interview. What did you think of? I thought of Danny Donaduce in a speedo eating a chocolate covered banana."

masterdebating 

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.
{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!
masterdebating by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

Masturdbating 

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.
"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
Masturdbating by Shho13 April 19, 2014

MastersBating 

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.
He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.
MastersBating by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

Masterdating 

When a person (typically a guy) goes out to see a movie, or visits a theme park, or place otherwise mostly occupied by couples or friends,but does this alone. This can cause sympathy from other people that watch them as they purchase tickets or enter the area. This is different from when a person grabs a cup of coffee, or sits in a coffee shop alone for a few minutes, or rents a movie, or eats fast food. Masterdating involves often going to a restaurant alone, and sitting at the table alone, while some people look and either feel bad, or think that the person is a looser, or going to see a movie alone. It is often done by older men that may be widowed, or by people that can't get a girlfriend, or are the "40 year old virgin" type
You: 4 tickets for (name of movie) please
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please

You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.
Masterdating by titagula December 12, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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